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We're all Mad Here

by walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
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Smile

2nd Place in Derby #330: Classic Literature, with 322 votes!

I bet you were confused when you first saw this. Nothing but several instances of the word smile strewn about the page, no words connecting them? you thought, "that must be some sort of mistake. Some sort of glitch in the system. Why else would smile randomly appear where there should be a write-up?"

It's not a bad notion, either. After all, technology is often known for its ability to fail in new and exciting ways. But it is also capable of amazing things, things that will blow your mind and make you smile. Oftentimes, the surprises are things that make us smile the most, like this. I hope that this makes you smile.

And yes, mostly this is just for fun. You write about a cat whose body whole body, aside from hissmile, disappears, and you make all the words except for smile disappear? Yuk, yuk, yuk, right? But it's about more than that. After all, a smile is the most important thing a face can do. A smile means comfort, it means you don't have to worry. Everything's fine. Have you ever seen the forehead or the cheeks pull of something as expressive and calming as a nice smile? I sure haven't.

What I'm getting at here is that the smile is the undoubtedly the greatest facial expression of all time, so c'mon: let's see some more of them.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
dacrete
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 76% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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We're all Mad Here by walmazan
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.