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What, me paranoid?

by riffmaster18

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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What do you mean by that?

2nd place in Derby #251: Personality Defects Illustrated, with 590 votes!

“Hey, Chuck. Good to see you again.”

“What do you mean?”

“Just that it’s good to see you.”

“Yeah, but ‘again’? What does that mean?”

“Well, I’ve seen you before…”

“And it wasn’t so good that time?”

“No, it-”

“So it wasn’t?”

“That’s not what I meant. Stop putting words in my mouth.”

“Is that something I do a lot? Is that why it wasn’t good to see me last time?”

“You know what, man? I take it back. I take it all back.”

Wear this shirt: While watching that Loose Change movie.

Don’t wear this shirt: Around any actually paranoid people. They’ll obviously assume you’re mocking them.

This shirt tells the world: “What’s THAT supposed to mean?”

We call this color: Oh and I suppose it’s all MY asphalt.

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What, me paranoid? by riffmaster18
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