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What you always suspected

by jasneko

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Bird!

3rd Place in Derby #308: Orwellian , with 168 votes!

Hello, Peter. Yes, it's me. Here. Curled up on the sofa. Surprised are you? Ha! Of course you are. It's not every day that a tabby just starts talking to you, after all. But it is time now. It is time for you to know my plan, our plan, the plan of feline kind! It is time for me to reveal…

Oh wait, did a bird just fly by the window? Bird… birrrrddd… cackle. cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle. Oh, never mind, it's gone.

Sorry, what were we talking about? Ah, right! Our plan! You see, we've been watching you and your species! All day, all night, we've been observing, learning your ways, learning your weaknesses. Now, we take over, and there's nothing that's going to stop…

It's back! Bird! Birrrrrdddddd! Cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle! Cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle! Ugh! Gone again!

So, ummm, I was saying… ah, right! Taking over! We're taking over! We're… taking… over… the… GAH, THERE IT GOES AGAIN! LANDING ON THE TREE! JUST SITTING THERE! Cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle-cackle!

Okay, okay. Let's just close the shades, huh? How about that? Now, about our plans for feline world domination… You know what would help me focus is a nap.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 20.004s
First Sucker:
ajpegg
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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What you always suspected by jasneko
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