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What’s Black and White and Red All Over?

by BootsBoots

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 02 - Jun 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 31
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Life in the wild is HARD.

2nd place in Derby #203: Red, with 769 votes!

Ned, look out-

“What?! Is it a lion?! Oh no, it’s a lion isn’t it?! Run! RUN! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! LET’S GO!”

Relax, it’s not a lion. You’re just-

“AAAAUUUUGGGH! HYENAS! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT’S STRIPED AND GOOD IN THE WORLD, PLEASE DON’T LET ME GET EATEN BY HYENAS! ANYTHING BUT HYENAS!”

Ned, there are no hyenas around. I’m only saying-

“I KNEW it! Crocodiles! I never should’ve gone to that watering hole! That evil-looking thing must’ve followed me! Where is it?! Gah! Don’t DRINK anything! They’re almost impossible to see!”

Ned, we’re in the grassland. There aren’t any crocodiles for miles.

“Well then what the hell IS it?! Angry elephant? Hippo? Wild dogs? Jaguar? Particularly large bird of prey?”

You’re just getting a little pink, is all.

“What?”

From the sun. I think you’re getting a sunburn.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! MELANOMA! I CAN FEEL IT ALREADY! OH SWEET ZEBRA H. STRIPES, I’D RATHER THE HYENAS GET ME!”

Wear this shirt: To the beach. After a few hours your skin will blend right in.

Don’t wear this shirt: Through the winter. It doesn’t make much sense.

This shirt tells the world: “Black and white and red all over, get it? GET IT? Ah, I’m so lonely.”

We call this color: Red Striped

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 4.000s
First Sucker:
ekuo
Last Wooter to Woot:
truksmith

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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What’s Black and White and Red All Over? by BootsBoots
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