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What’s for Dinner?

by CrescentDebris

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 01 - May 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 30
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
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Highly trained assassin, you say? Should I be able to see you?

1st place in Derby #135: Faster, Higher, Stronger, with 885 votes!

Look, Mittens, I’ve been living in this tree behind your owners’ house for what, three years? You’re better than this. I understand times are tough, and my heart goes out to you, it really does, but there are plenty of mice out there for both of us. It’s not my fault if you’re having trouble catching any.

Tips? I don’t know. I mean, what works for me is feathers specially adapted for silent flight so my prey doesn’t hear me approaching. Claws are nice, but I prefer talons. Then again, you should have some luck with that high-powered rifle.

Also, how are you at making your head swivel 180 degrees?

Wear this shirt: Underneath a cardboard box while sneaking through a top secret weapons facility.

Don’t wear this shirt: In the light. Your cover is compromised.

This shirt tells the world: There’s more than one thing about me that’s silent but deadly.

We call this color: Counter-Asphalt Team

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
moditripit
Last Wooter to Woot:
grrafikwolf

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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What’s for Dinner? by CrescentDebris
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.