What’s for Dinner?

by CrescentDebris

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Asphalt

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Highly trained assassin, you say? Should I be able to see you?

1st place in Derby #135: Faster, Higher, Stronger, with 885 votes!

Look, Mittens, I’ve been living in this tree behind your owners’ house for what, three years? You’re better than this. I understand times are tough, and my heart goes out to you, it really does, but there are plenty of mice out there for both of us. It’s not my fault if you’re having trouble catching any.

Tips? I don’t know. I mean, what works for me is feathers specially adapted for silent flight so my prey doesn’t hear me approaching. Claws are nice, but I prefer talons. Then again, you should have some luck with that high-powered rifle.

Also, how are you at making your head swivel 180 degrees?

Wear this shirt: Underneath a cardboard box while sneaking through a top secret weapons facility.

Don’t wear this shirt: In the light. Your cover is compromised.

This shirt tells the world: There’s more than one thing about me that’s silent but deadly.

We call this color: Counter-Asphalt Team

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!