Dig if u will this picture
Of donuts engaged in flight
The sweet donuts soaring above me
Does this my darling
Does this seem quite right?

Dream if u can some donuts
With frosting and sprinkles and wings
What do they think they’re doing up there?
I guess it’s just
It’s just one of those things

How can I grab me a donut?
If donuts can just fly away? (fly away)
Maybe I just should say “so what—
“Maybe I’d prefer an eclair anyway”
Maybe I need one of those nets
They use to catch butterflies (to catch butterflies)
That’s how I’ll snag me my breakfast
This is what it looks like
When donuts fly

This shirt was designed by: Eric Nava, whose name is an anagram for “variance,” which is pretty cool. Oh, and his website is here, which is also cool, we guess, if you like websites. We’re more into anagrams, ourselves.

Wear this shirt: to your ride-along in the police helicopter, ha!

Don’t wear this shirt: to your ride-along in the police helicopter, on second thought. It’d be kind of funny, but you actually don’t want to antagonize those guys.

This shirt tells the world: “Ich bin ein Berliner.”

We call this color: Baby Blue, But We Say “Cruller,” Not “Color,” To Make It More Donut-y

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