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When Lovers Meat

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Asphalt

Style Tee

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Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 29 - Dec 2
Express - Estimated delivery Nov 25 - Nov 27
Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 4 - Dec 6
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Love is Murder

Of all of this year's free printable Woot Valentines, this is the only one you can wear.

Love will scorch you. Love will burn you. Love will slice you up into bite-size chunks. Love will tear you apart with its incisors and grind you into pulp with its canines. Love will gnaw on your bones.

But on those rare occasions when it’s well-done, love will make your mouth water. Love will warm your belly. Love will fill you up. Love will make you ask for seconds. Savor it before it grows cold.

Wear this shirt: in meatspace.

Don’t wear this shirt: and grab your crotch. Let’s keep this clean, creep.

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, you’re more than just a piece of meat to me.”

We call this color: Asphalt and Pepper.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!