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When Lovers Meat

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 01 - Mar 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
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Love is Murder

Of all of this year's free printable Woot Valentines, this is the only one you can wear.

Love will scorch you. Love will burn you. Love will slice you up into bite-size chunks. Love will tear you apart with its incisors and grind you into pulp with its canines. Love will gnaw on your bones.

But on those rare occasions when it’s well-done, love will make your mouth water. Love will warm your belly. Love will fill you up. Love will make you ask for seconds. Savor it before it grows cold.

Wear this shirt: in meatspace.

Don’t wear this shirt: and grab your crotch. Let’s keep this clean, creep.

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, you’re more than just a piece of meat to me.”

We call this color: Asphalt and Pepper.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s
First Sucker:
moronbrigade
Last Wooter to Woot:
Tshirtsmaniac

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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When Lovers Meat by Shirt.Woot
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.