Who doesn’t remember the first time they walked in on a monkey making out with a robot? It used to be that’s how you’d learn the facts of life. Just like chicken pox, you’d be exposed to it early, and then the scars would have a chance to heal over and you’d hopefully never want to revisit it again. And what did that give us? An America full of five cent gas, funny comic books, a good steak with french fries on the side and a yearly surplus that wasn’t being spent on getting take out for a company full of stockbrokers. Too much? Heck, I think we should have MORE of this on tv! Every night, in prime time!

This shirt was designed by: A guy named a.mar.illo, which is awesome, because we thought all those things could do was roll up in a ball. Who knew they made shirts too? Amarillo is from Stuttgart and has studied fine arts and freelanced for a decade, and he lives in Barcelona, and uses a Mac! Plus pencils, watercolors, ink and a scanner.

Wear this shirt: when you’re going out to peep in other people’s windows. It’ll help you be just fashionable enough to make The Smoking Gun’s mugshot of the day.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re babysitting. It just sets the wrong sort of mood.

This shirt tells the world: “Always knock before you enter a room.”

We call this color: Skippy. Its real name is “Black” but nobody uses that, except maybe the teacher or its mom when it does something back.

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