Where Are My Toys

by a.mar.illo

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Who doesn’t remember the first time they walked in on a monkey making out with a robot? It used to be that’s how you’d learn the facts of life. Just like chicken pox, you’d be exposed to it early, and then the scars would have a chance to heal over and you’d hopefully never want to revisit it again. And what did that give us? An America full of five cent gas, funny comic books, a good steak with french fries on the side and a yearly surplus that wasn’t being spent on getting take out for a company full of stockbrokers. Too much? Heck, I think we should have MORE of this on tv! Every night, in prime time!

This shirt was designed by: A guy named a.mar.illo, which is awesome, because we thought all those things could do was roll up in a ball. Who knew they made shirts too? Amarillo is from Stuttgart and has studied fine arts and freelanced for a decade, and he lives in Barcelona, and uses a Mac! Plus pencils, watercolors, ink and a scanner.

Wear this shirt: when you’re going out to peep in other people’s windows. It’ll help you be just fashionable enough to make The Smoking Gun’s mugshot of the day.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you’re babysitting. It just sets the wrong sort of mood.

This shirt tells the world: “Always knock before you enter a room.”

We call this color: Skippy. Its real name is “Black” but nobody uses that, except maybe the teacher or its mom when it does something back.

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Features

DRAFT

Pantone Colors:
- 7506C - 628C - Warm Gray 11C - 17C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 24.000s
First Sucker:
Sine Qua Non
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Where Are My Toys by a.mar.illo
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