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Where Cursors Come From

by Nathan W. Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

They Paved Paradise And Put Up A Mouse Pad

I remember when these hills were covered with mouse cursors as far as the eye could see.

But the machinery of electronic consumerism took care of that. Now these majestic arrows are being hacked down one by one and trucked off to computers around the world. The company says they’ll plant new ones, but it takes hundreds of years for an old-growth cursor forest to develop.

Someday, our descendants will look at the destruction our greed has wrought and wail to the heavens at our folly. They’ll be the ones cursing us.

Wear this shirt: while you’re chained to a cursor. It’ll protect you from the bulldozers and chainsaws.

Don’t wear this shirt: actually expecting protection from bulldozers and chainsaws. Our lawyers want you to know that was a joke.

This shirt tells the world: “Every day, we lose over 12,000 square pixels of cursor forest – an area the size of Texas on a medium-resolution map of the USA.”

We call this color: Cream of Devastation.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 1.000s
First Sucker:
amik91
Last Wooter to Woot:
jeanDarveau

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Where Cursors Come From by Nathan W. Pyle
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