Gotta catch all of them.

I was out hunting for Gorogochu that saw on my Pokedar, when Chris calls, tells me to get downtown ASAP, because Blitz Park is filled with Trilocarp. I was like, "Yo, you serious? We talkin' legit Trilocarp?" And he was like, yeah, and that it was also possible to lasso some phat 2km Korkosaur eggs, and I was like, "Player, as if I needed more of a reason!"

So I saddled up my wild Bortlander and made like a Kwartle, so to speak, because seriously: trilocarpex and Korkosaurs were worth way more than some crummy Gorgochu. And besides, I was just 14 kribux away from leveling up and joining Scar Team South. And sure it would be a bummer leaving the Lips Gang I was currently stashing my Diplomodog eggs with, but these are the tough decisions you have to make as a Pokemaster, kno'mean?

Anyway, this isn't really going anywhere, and I'm running out of made-up Pokemon so I'm going to stop writing this. Magikarpe diem, everyone! 

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