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Whistle While You Wreck

by Jacob Livengood

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
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Wave Of Abominations

Oh the sky was asphalt; the sea was blue
as the Popcorn Melinda set sail
And it was not long ere a queer storm blew
and it caught her in a strange, strange gale

Oh, the ocean waves were weird
and the Popcorn Melinda careered
But one brave sailor kept whistlin’ while she wrecked
and nobody captained her or steered
No, nobody captained her or steered

Oh the sea was alive with a hundred kinds of freaks
and they shook the Melinda bow to stern
There were monsters and ghosties and squids with squiddy beaks
and a strange kind of jack o’lantern

And the ocean waves were weird
and the Popcorn Melinda careered
But one brave sailor kept whistlin’ while she wrecked
And nobody captained her or steered
No, nobody captained her or steered

And nobody knows where the ‘Linda is today
At the bottom of the ocean, you can bet
But when the wind is odd, there are still some salts who say
you can hear that sailor whistling yet

Yes, the ocean waves were weird
and the Popcorn Melinda careered
But one brave sailor kept whistlin’ while she wrecked
and nobody captained her or steered
No, nobody captained her or steered

This shirt was designed by: Jacob Livengood, who has another shirt for sale at DBH, as well as this skate deck at Popdeck. He’s one of these young enterprisers, we guess!

Wear this shirt: to attract attention away from that thing on your face. What is that thing, anyway?

Don’t wear this shirt: on duty in the Navy. They issued you a uniform for a reason, sailor.

This shirt tells the world: “Ahoy, a yahoo, Panama!”

We call this color: Asphalty Breeze From The Sphalty Spheas

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 32% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Whistle While You Wreck by Jacob Livengood
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