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by wirdou

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Asphalt

Style Tee

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Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
Express - Estimated delivery Nov 26 - Nov 29
Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 5 - Dec 7
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Bad news: Dragons aren't real.

3rd Place in Derby #323: Epic Fantasty, with 290 votes!

These dragons aren't real. You know what IS real?

1. Your utility bill.

2. Disease.

3. That sinking feeling when you open the dishwasher, realize you forgot to start it after you loaded it last night, and now you're a load behind. And you'll always be a load behind.

4. Garbled hold music.

5. Shame.

6. Sentient lint.

7. People watching you from behind your bathroom mirror.

8. Judgmental ceramic dolls.

9. Pigeons visiting from another planet.

10. The gratification of e-commerce.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!