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by tjschaeffer

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Brown

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Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 20 - Jun 23
Express - Estimated delivery Jun 17 - Jun 19
Standard International - Estimated delivery Jun 25 - Jun 27
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Maternal Instinct

2nd Place in Derby #386: Exercise and Healthy Living, with 119 votes!

“Mommy, why do all the other kids make fun of me?”

“Because, my love, they don’t know how special you are.”

“Me? Special? How?”

“Oh, darling, you’re bacon. You bring joy to the hungry and relief to the drunk.”

“But the Janie Granola says I make peoples’ hearts stop.”

“- with EXCITEMENT, maybe! Janie Granola is just jealous. Don’t listen to her.”

“Thanks, mommy. Can I go play now?”

“Just a moment, sweetie. I need you to show you something. On my sandwich.”

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 4m 7.008s

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
93% second woot
7% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

8% joined today
1% one week old
1% one month old
10% one year old
80% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

93% bought 1
5% bought 2
2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
5%	3%	2%	1%	1%	1%	3%	4%	7%	6%	7%	6%	5%	5%	5%	3%	5%	4%	4%	4%	5%	4%	4%	4%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
9%	6%	7%	6%	6%	3%	65%

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