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Why Bother

by fishbiscuit5

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 4 - Dec 6
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 1 - Dec 3
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 9 - Dec 11
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

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2nd place in Derby #277: Caffeine, Editor's Choice!

What can I get started for you, sir?

"Yeah, could I get a trenti venti-pump raspberry pomegranate vanilla mango triple-frothed quad-buzz cracked black pepper spearmint double-black-diamond orange-ified Vatican-sanctioned marble unreliably narrated ambidextrous ship-sinking bi-wedge pork bellied high-fidelity mistletoe mocha latte, please?"

Sure thing, sir. Whip cream on that?

"No thanks! Don't want to complicate the flavor."

Wear this shirt: to that giant chain of coffee shops that shall remain nameless.

Don't wear this shirt: to your local coffee shop, where they're always talking about crazy ideas, like maybe you don't need 30 ounces of coffee?

This shirt tells the world: "I WANT MORE!!!!"

We call this color: mass kelly-green-sumption

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 42.228s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Why Bother by fishbiscuit5
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.