Look, You Can Have Your Head In The Sand Or In The Clouds, One Or The Other, But Not Both
We may never know why nature saw fit to withhold the power of flight from certain of her birds. She can be a real capricious you-know-what sometimes. (Thanks for male pattern baldness by the way, nature! Just for that, I’m global-warming your sorry butt.)
What we do know, however, is that the best and bravest bird will push back against the constraints of his biology. He’ll create his own destiny. He’ll reach for the stars. And when his dreams end in inevitable failure, the rest of us will take a moment to remember the inspiring example he set for us, before sitting down to a delicious coal-roasted ostrich dinner.
This shirt was designed by: James Cho, enfant terrible of the Derby scene! He’s an unstoppable shirt-designing machine. He isn’t going to let a little thing like the shirt.woot staff’s penguin fatigue slow him down.
Wear this shirt: to Chandler, Arizona’s annual Ostrich Festival this weekend!
Don’t wear this shirt: to pick up your kids from Bible Camp, or risk getting a parenting lecture about how the ostrich leaveth her eggs in the earth, and warmeth them in dust, and forgetteth that the foot may crush them, or that the wild beast may break them.
This shirt tells the world: ”’Striches get stitches.”
We call this color: Cremu
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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.
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Classic T-Shirt Fit:
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
- Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
- Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: Honduras
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
Fitted T-Shirt Fit:
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
- Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
- Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
- Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
- Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA
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