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Why Did the Chicken...

by Simic

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 21 - Oct 23
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3rd place in Derby #648: Joke's on You

Hellow, I'm David Attenborough and this is Planet Earth. Today we are in the flat prairie grasslands of Northern Kansas to observe a noble species in what has become their natural habitat. The chicken, or Gallus gallus domesticus, is a domesticated fowl that moves about on two legs. With a variety of colors, shapes, and sizes the chicken... Oh look, here's a fine feathered hen straying away from the flock. Chickens are social creatures and often-- oh my, she appears to be headed towards the road. The chicken's natural predators are, of course, the fox, the coyote, the hawk, and the modern automobile. She certainly is a brave gal to be heading out into automobile territory without the cover of night or the advantage of a traveling group. I wonder what on earth would have prompted this behavior... Could it perhaps be something as simple as the desire to reach the other side?  We may never know, because there upon the horizon appears one of the chicken's most deadly enemies- an early 2000s Ford Taurus.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Quantity Breakdown

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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  • MrBignell

    MrBignell pens a limerick.

    2:05 AM, 4/1/2018
  • simic

    [ARTIST] simic says a big THANK YOU!

    7:05 PM, 3/31/2018
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Why Did the Chicken... by Simic
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