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Why Manhole Covers Are Round

by cmdixon2

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
New
Tee
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Listen, “Anne from HR,” if that IS your real name…this is serious.

1st place in Derby #151: Shirt You’d Wear to a Job Interview, with 789 votes!

Yeah, you can hire ANYBODY to work in your cube plantation and slave away coding, but only ONE potential employee is going to be prepared and able to fight off the sewer monsters when they arise. And that’s me.

Think it through: proficiency with firearms? Check. Familiarity with the sewer system layout? Check. Ability to craft shelter from any possible material, including human remains? Check. Now you listen to ME, “Anne.” You give me one. Good. Reason. Why I shouldn’t be hired.

“Corporate culture?” What do you mean I don’t fit in with your corporate culture? YOUR CORPORATE CULTURE WON’T MEAN A THING WHEN THE SEWERS OPEN UP AND THE TENTACLES COME FOR US ALL, ANNE!

Wear this shirt: Any time you see Steve Ballmer approaching. HE CAN’T SEE YOU IF YOU DON’T MOVE!

Don’t wear this shirt: If you don’t want to. What? You bought it, man. Do what you want with it.

This shirt tells the world: “Shouldn’t the tentacles be square, too?”

We call this color: Brown baggin’ it.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 40.000s
First Sucker:
philndeblanc
Last Wooter to Woot:
Gnome83

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Why Manhole Covers Are Round by cmdixon2
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