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Why Manhole Covers Are Round

by cmdixon2

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
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Listen, “Anne from HR,” if that IS your real name…this is serious.

1st place in Derby #151: Shirt You’d Wear to a Job Interview, with 789 votes!

Yeah, you can hire ANYBODY to work in your cube plantation and slave away coding, but only ONE potential employee is going to be prepared and able to fight off the sewer monsters when they arise. And that’s me.

Think it through: proficiency with firearms? Check. Familiarity with the sewer system layout? Check. Ability to craft shelter from any possible material, including human remains? Check. Now you listen to ME, “Anne.” You give me one. Good. Reason. Why I shouldn’t be hired.

“Corporate culture?” What do you mean I don’t fit in with your corporate culture? YOUR CORPORATE CULTURE WON’T MEAN A THING WHEN THE SEWERS OPEN UP AND THE TENTACLES COME FOR US ALL, ANNE!

Wear this shirt: Any time you see Steve Ballmer approaching. HE CAN’T SEE YOU IF YOU DON’T MOVE!

Don’t wear this shirt: If you don’t want to. What? You bought it, man. Do what you want with it.

This shirt tells the world: “Shouldn’t the tentacles be square, too?”

We call this color: Brown baggin’ it.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
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  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Why Manhole Covers Are Round by cmdixon2
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.