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Wild Turkeys RULE

by Luke Wisner

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 15
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The Die Is All-Star Of Thousands

The rich tapestry of the future. Much like 2001 or Debbie Does Dallas, it all begins with a bone. A bone of destiny, a bone of power, a bone that grants the user the power to reshape the universe however he or she wants, just this once.

But what if you make a mistake? What if you wish for a fancy car and then the money comes from your grandmother’s will? What if that cheerleader turns out to be a dude? Or that dude turns out to be a cheerleader? Or the dude you thought was a cheerleader that was secretly a dude turns out to be just a cheerleader pretending to be a dude that is secretly a cheerleader? Yeah, secret wishes can get really complex in this post-internet age.

If only there was some way to go back and change that before it even started. A way to heal the crack of destiny and try again, or even better, just take a different path entirely. If only that cast could be applied by some sort of doctor, a doctor known for healing time, a doctor known for making it better when it breaks, a doctor who… hang on a second, I got this great idea for a TV show.

This shirt was designed by: Luke Wisner. If you’d like to learn more about Luke Wisner, visit your local library. Remember, according to FBI Director Williams S. Sessions, Wisners don’t use drugs!

Wear this shirt: to Thanksgiving dinner, in order to make it clear that you are prepared for a do-over. Maybe you can slap the gravy with a fork and whoever gets the most on their face is the winner. Maybe you can see who can make a bigger stack of peas in twenty seconds. Maybe whoever gets the last bit of fruit in the Waldorf salad. Always room in the world for a new way to get wishes.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think about how it itches underneath. A deep itching. An itching like you’ve never felt before. Like a million ants, walking, slowly, single file, spread out from left to right, each step slow and calculated, moving in ceaseless waves from wrist to elbow. Don’t think about any of that.

This shirt tells the world: “Not so fast, Mr. Beggar, that horse isn’t ready to ride just yet.”

We call this color: Royal Pain In The Arm

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 7% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

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  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 38% > one year old

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  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Wild Turkeys RULE by Luke Wisner
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