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Willing to endure scientific research

by edgarrmcherly

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Sep 24 - Sep 26
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 22
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Aw, Rats

2nd place in Derby #71: Thrift, with 1184 votes!

You know, it’s not so bad. There are lots of studies. It isn’t all radium in the ears and lipstick in the… well, that was probably just a rumor. Hey, what about the obesity studies? All day, just getting paid to get pizzas and cupcakes under a doctor’s care. That’s a pretty sweet gig. And running mazes? That’s like playing Dungeons And Dragons professionally!

Okay, fine, a few disgruntled employees made the whole business look dangerous, and maybe it used to be. But today, it’s a whole different world. And you make connections, too! My old college buddy met his wife there, and now they live in a private cage by the beach! It’s an opportunity! It won’t be so bad. It won’t be so bad.

This shirt was designed by: edgarrmcherly, who tested the design on a monkey before submitting it to us. That poor, well-dressed monkey.

Wear this shirt: if you’re into playing Frisby.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you work for the National Institute of Mental Health. Wait, we take that back, scientists would probably get a kick out of this one.

This shirt tells the world: “Give me a chance, I have three to twelve mouths to feed!”

We call this color: Thresholds Of Thread Dye Tolerance Specifically Pertaining To Internet Shirt Wearing Habits In White Mice

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 30.000s
First Sucker:
starck
Last Wooter to Woot:
lisagargan

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 32% one year old
  • 50% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Willing to endure scientific research by edgarrmcherly
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