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You know how a Shirt.Woot design will come along that reminds you of a funny video you had seen the week before, and you want to come up with some excuse to bring the two together but don't have a very valid reason to? We've all been there, right? Like how this shirt conjures this funny video to mind?

Now, we could go the simple way of writing some scene which culminates in the video or something like that, but that's too easy. Too played. Dunnzo. It would be much more "edgy" and "avant-garde" to just link repeatedly to the video. For indeed, it is only in the repeated re-watching of this video that its true merits can be fully digested.

Links are fun! Everybody loves links. It's like getting an unexpected package at your doorstep -- what might it contain? Who knows what lies on the other end of this link. Or this link! And imagine the unexplored reaches of the human experience that will be illuminated by whatever is behind this link!

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All right, though. Seriously this time. Watching that video over and over was fun and all, but there's a different one we'd really like you to watch and it's right here.

Wear this shirt: to cover up your atrophied excuses for limbs.

Don't wear this shirt: sleeveless.

This shirt tells the world: "Evolution is the cruelest god of them all."

We call this color: Kelly, Green. Green, this is Kelly. Kelly and I know each other through work. I met Green last year at…wait, no. How did we meet, again? Oh well we've been friends for awhile and he's just great. I think you two will really get along. I'm going to go grab a deviled egg.

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