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Without Porpoise

by Derek Erdman

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 23 - Jul 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

There Once Was A Man From Nantucket

The most important thing you can do for your family is to protect them after you die.

But just a simple piece of paper might not be enough. There are hundreds of aquatic scoundrels who travel the country, looking for sad and lonely widows and widowers who fear being left alone forever.

They come on like big fish, just there for companionship, but in reality, they are mammals, wanting the same thing all mammals want. Before long that polite gentleman who always takes out the trash is ordering shrimp by the truckload and having a giant water tank added to the backyard… all with the money you meant for your loved ones to have.

Lawyers joke about it amongst themselves. The moment there’s a will, there’s a whale. Don’t leave your loved ones to figure out their own way in a moment of supreme grief. Invest in a giant squid, and keep your family safe… in the long term.

This message brought to you by the International Foundation For Giant Squids.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a whale who really wants to be in the Green Lantern Corps. Marketing never hurt anyone. It’s even the right color so you can impress the bosses.

Don’t wear this shirt: when lying on the beach. It might seem funny, but people don’t like to be fooled into pushing other people into the water.

This shirt tells the world: “Will’s around here somewhere, hang on, I’ll get him.”

We call this color: Baby Blue Whale (awwwwww)

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.000s
First Sucker:
polarism
Last Wooter to Woot:
nwakwella

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Without Porpoise by Derek Erdman
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.