World Domination for Cats

by Tobe Fonseca

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Lemon

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I Can Haz World?

2nd place in Derby #256: Lost in a Good Book, with 650 votes!

World domination for cats, in 6 simple steps:

1. Find an established tee-shirt website and send spies to infiltrate it.

2. Quietly overthrow those in charge and take control of said tee-shirt website for yourself.

3. Use the tee-shirts to get the cat image out there. Make sure that you aren't being too obvious. For example, don't just run a bunch of cat tee-shirts. No, instead, hold "contests" in which cat shirts just happen to win.

4. Do a penguin shirt every now and then to throw the feds off your trail.

5. ???

6. Dominate!

Wear this shirt: all day, every day! And that's our honest opinion here at Shirt.Woot, not just something we're being forced to say by our feline overlords! Because there are no feline overlords!

Don't wear this shirt: while forming a rescue party to free the imprisoned employees of your favorite e-commerce website. Hypothetically speaking. It's not like YOU NEED TO DO THAT FOR US!

This shirt tells the world: "Cats are so silly! Almost as silly as baking a nail file into a cake and sending it to some wacky copywriters!"

We call this color: when life gives you a lemon, YOU SQUEEZE IT IN THE EYES OF YOUR CAPTOR AND YOU RUN AND YOU DON'T LOOK BACK, UNDERSTAND?!

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!