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Humanity Gets Voted Off

by Matt Needham (aka Spiritgreen)

Standard
Tee
Asphalt
Limit 15 per customer

And You Thought Setting A Survival Show In Omaha Sounded Boring

#23
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

Well, everyone in the Boarded-Up Liquor Store Tribe has now been devoured, so the Sewer Tunnel Tribe wins that challenge by default.

That eliminates Ronald, Gretchen, Tony M., and fan favorite Peabo from contention for the top prize. We all really thought Peabo was gonna be here ‘til the end, but he made the fatal mistake of assuming he was alone inside that walk-in fridge. Goodbye, Peabo – we’ll always remember your devil-may-care attitude, your cool visor, your Journey singalongs around the campfire, and your howls of horror and agony as your skull was pulled apart by a horde of undead.

And then there were four! After the break, the Sewer Tunnel Tribe must make the toughest decision of all: which one of their tribesmen to eat. Don’t go anywhere!

Wear this shirt: when you go looking for those two members of your party who’ve been gone an awful long time.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your zombies are fast and/or intelligent. Violating the zombie rules gets you kicked off the island.

This shirt tells the world: “Sure, I may not be handling life very well right now, but when civilization collapses and the world is overrun with brain-eating monsters, watch me shine!”

We call this color: What’s That Coming Up Through The Asphalt?

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Features

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 7.58”
WXL - K4: 9” x 5.68”

Pantone Color(s): White - 129C - 716C - 1805C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Sales Stats

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  • 6% joined today
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  • 90% bought 1
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