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Xmas Is Ribs

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 26 - Apr 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 25
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I’m Weeping With Joy To The World!!

What do you get when you combine inexplicable slang, cornball punnery, and an inside joke that’s more “inside” than “funny”? The holiday t-shirt that’s sure to have you declaring “I simply love this!” Cork soakers, star-nosed moles, and pineapple baskets alike will happily plunk down the extra five bucks to get this one in time for Christmas. If you have no idea what this paragraph or this shirt is all about, take our word for it: you’re far, far better off that way.

Wear this shirt: if every other garment you own has been lost in a burglary, fire, or laundering mishap, and you are unable to fashion crude clothing from scrap paper or animal hides.

Don’t wear this shirt: after December 25, unless you’re Eastern Orthodox, in which case you’ve got until January 6.

This shirt tells the world: “I woke up next to a dead clown!”

We call this color: What’s That Red Stuff In Your Beard?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.000s
First Sucker:
FingerTappin85
Last Wooter to Woot:
zulejones

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 83% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3 or more

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Xmas Is Ribs by Shirt.Woot
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.