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Xmas Is Ribs

by Shirt.Woot

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 1 - Oct 4
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 28 - Sep 30
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Oct 6 - Oct 8
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

I’m Weeping With Joy To The World!!

What do you get when you combine inexplicable slang, cornball punnery, and an inside joke that’s more “inside” than “funny”? The holiday t-shirt that’s sure to have you declaring “I simply love this!” Cork soakers, star-nosed moles, and pineapple baskets alike will happily plunk down the extra five bucks to get this one in time for Christmas. If you have no idea what this paragraph or this shirt is all about, take our word for it: you’re far, far better off that way.

Wear this shirt: if every other garment you own has been lost in a burglary, fire, or laundering mishap, and you are unable to fashion crude clothing from scrap paper or animal hides.

Don’t wear this shirt: after December 25, unless you’re Eastern Orthodox, in which case you’ve got until January 6.

This shirt tells the world: “I woke up next to a dead clown!”

We call this color: What’s That Red Stuff In Your Beard?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 20.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 83% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 33% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 12% bought 2
  • 5% bought 3 or more

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Xmas Is Ribs by Shirt.Woot
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.