as the home of the Pucker Shirt

It’s lemonade! Hallelujah!
It’s lemonade I just made!
I’m gonna go out and earn my next month’s rent
Selling cups for fifteen cents

It’s lemonade! Hallelujah!
It’s lemonade! And it’s A1-grade!
Sweet and tart with every gulp
I strained out the excess puuullllp

Ice, so that costs extra—seventy-five cents a cube
That’s where I make money, off of the least beverage-savvy rubes
Oh, sweet merciful Odin, I scream and yell and cry
When accidentally squirt myself right square in the eyyyyye

It’s lemonade! Hallelujah!
It’s lemonade! That I made!
It’s lemonade! Hallelujah!
It’s lemonade! That I maaaaaaaade!

Wear this shirt: to make a stand. Specifically, a lemonade stand.

Don’t wear this shirt: ‘Round the corner, where chocolate confections are manufactured.

This shirt tells the world: “When life gives you lemons, you’re at greatly reduced risk of developing scurvy.”

We call this color: Even Though We Do Actually Have a Color Called “Lemon,” This Lemon Shirt Is On Baby Blue

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