Go Krag-Nor, It’s Your Birthday, We’re Gonna Rampage Like It’s Your Birthday
3rd place in Derby #57: Dessert, with 479 votes!
What could be more delicious than a slab of moist birthday cake, slathered in sugary pink frosting? Only one thing: The terrified screams of your puny human victims as they run, run for their meaningless lives.
Flee, you desperate insects! Flee in abject horror from Krag-Nor, who will be your destruction! Krag-Nor, whose ears are deaf to your agonized pleas for mercy! Krag-Nor, to whom your lives are forfeit! Krag-Nor who is mighty! Krag-Nor who is terrible! Krag-Nor who is THIS MANY!
This shirt was designed by: hmmxkrazee, who’s just putting on an act to avoid prosecution, and isn’t krazee at all, in fact. Would a truly krazee user choose to put “krazee” in his or her username? Hmm?
Wear this shirt: to your own birthday party, if it’s coming up. Consider it our present to you. Which you bought. Because we’re stingy like that.
Don’t wear this shirt: to Krag-Nor’s birthday party, if you hope to live to see another dawn.
This shirt tells the world: “…and a pinch to crush the very breath from your body!”
We call this color: Cake And Ice Creme
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