2nd place in Derby #133: The Chinese Zodiac, with 790 votes!
Oh boy oh boy oh boy rice peas peppers oh boy oh boy oh boy maybe that’s for me maybe that’s for… oh, that’s the boar’s food. Well, there’s plenty, oh boy oh boy oh boy I hope I get a pea I hope I get… oh, that’s the rat’s pea. But still, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, I could get rice, I could get… the ox gets to eat before me? What’s going on? I thought I was man’s best friend? Oh boy, oh boy, OH BOY! A BIG PIECE! I BET A GET A BIG PIECE THERE WE JUST SAVING ME A BIG PIECE ALL ALONG THEY WERE… the rabbit? Aw! Maybe this one will… the snake? Or what about… the horse? The horse gets to help himself? Why don’t I get to… wait! Wait! I’m hungry too! Why does the ram get that piece of rice? Why does the monkey get a pea? What did the rooster do to rate that little pile of food?
Hey! Hey! Nobody’s fed ME yet! Hey! I’m hungry! Hey! Look, I can stand up! I can do a trick! See? I want some rice too! I want a pea too! Hey, come on! I don’t care about the tiger and the dragon, hey! It’s dinner time now! Everybody else has dinner! Can’t I just have something to eat too?
Wear this shirt: when your delivery boy shows up with the food! He probably won’t even notice but it’s just rude to open your door without a shirt on. Unless you’re at the beach. But why are you ordering delivery at the beach? Go get some seafood! Honestly, do we have to tell you how to do everything in life?
Don’t wear this shirt: around one of those Mayan 2012 people. They probably won’t like knowing that there are other calendars floating around out there.
This shirt tells the world: “Turn me over, I might have a maze on the back!”
We call this color: Red China Always Looks Nice But It May Contain Dangerous Dyes So You Should Keep It In The Cabinet As A Display Piece Unless Completely Sure It’s Safe Enough To Eat From
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