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You Are What You Eat

by wotto

$19.00 + free shipping
Brown
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 02 - Mar 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

We know a weird creature who swallowed this… thing

Nauseating, to swallow this thing

It swallowed this thing to catch the puffmonster
It swallowed the puffmonster to catch the ogre
It swallowed the ogre to catch the owl-beast
It swallowed the owl-beast to catch the ghost
It swallowed the ghost to catch the devilworm
He swallowed the devilworm to catch the fly
We don’t know why it
swallowed the fly, it
Has a strange diet

Wear this shirt: to the Old Country Buffet, and draw motivation from it.

Don’t wear this shirt: on the day your boss at the FBI sends you to interview Hannibal Lecter in prison. It will only provoke him.

This shirt tells the world: “What ‘Omnivore’s Dilemma?’”

We call this color: Brown the Hatch

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 52.000s
First Sucker:
wissa
Last Wooter to Woot:
sarvla

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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You Are What You Eat by wotto
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.