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You Can't Take the Sky From Me

by Gabe Pyle

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 25 - Oct 27
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Hearing

In space, no one can read your dumb write-up.

They say that, in space, no one can hear you scream. But think about it: screaming is the loudest kind of talking. That means, in space, you can't hear a lot things. For example:

  • In space, no one can hear your excuse for why you didn't iron your pants.
  • In space, no one can hear your impression of Paul Giamatti, which is too bad, because it's spot on. Seriously, I closed my eyes and I was like, "Mr. Giamatti?"
  • In space, no one can hear your lengthy explanation of why no one can hear you scream in space, so save it, Einstein.
  • In space no one can hear their alarm go off, which makes everyone like your neighbor in college.
  • In space no one can hear a duck quack, so if you're like, "Who should I bring to space with me?" don't go with a duck, because seriously, a duck that can't quack? What's the point?
  • In space, no one can hear you cry over spilt milk, but they might see you cry and then start laughing at you, but you wouldn't hear that, so without any sound, it might look like they're also crying over the spilt milk too, except without gravity, I don't know if you could even spill milk in space, so forget I said anything.
  • In space, no one can hear you burp.

See, there's all sorts of stuff you can't hear in space. So why does screaming get all the credit?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 34.334s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 17% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 71% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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You Can't Take the Sky From Me by Gabe Pyle
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