3rd Place in Derby #404: True Love, with 98 votes!

Upcoming Rom-Coms from Woot Studios!

The Spatula: Two lost lovers are reunited with the help of a sentient time-traveling kitchen utensil. Bad news: The spatula later burns to death on a stove.

Love Actuarially: We follow the trials and tribulations of several couples in the insurance industry. It’s a long and winding journey, but in the end we discover that romance is fundamentally and statistically destined for doom.

Pterodactyl & Me: A pair of newlyweds adopt a fledgling pterodactyl named Pterodactyl. Pterodactyl turns out to be a terrible pet. Somewhere in there the characters also deal with terrible awful life stuff and the pterodactyl has to die at the end. Who pitched this as a comedy?

Lunch at Brett’s: A wealthy, neurotic mess briefly hits it off with a starving artist who happens to live in the same building. They marry and grow to resent each other more and more with every passing year. In this Hollywood classic.

Yeti or Not: Annalee Rivet must decide whether to leave her high-profile urban job in the big city for the beast she loves. The Yeti ultimately cheats on Annalee with a tree stump.

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