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You Weren’t Invited

by dooomcat

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What say we all go out for a slurpy sometime?

2nd place in Derby #188: Double-Take Derby 12, with 949 votes!

We have this cat, see, and she’s really great. She’s uncommonly pretty, with long, fluffy, gray fur and expressive eyes. She’s got lots of personality. She’s in the top five percent of cats generally. We have no complaints about her.

Well, maybe one complaint. And it’s not a very big deal, really, in the scheme of things. It’s hardly worth mentioning. It’s basically nothing. But if we had to pick one thing we’d change about her—and the truth is we wouldn’t change a thing about her, honestly, but if we HAD to pick ONE thing—we might improve her grooming.

She has this tendency, see, to accumulate… uh…

Well, there’s no other way to say it: Dingleberries.

You know how a cat will walk up your chest while you’re slouched on the sofa, watching TV? And then turn around and wave its output valve in your face? Yeah, that’s a little gross even when the most fastidious feline does it. But at our house you can pretty much count on intimate facial proximity with kittycat butt-crusties on a nightly basis.

Now, on the one hand, we can forgive this hygienic oversight. After all, our own butts would be way less clean than hers if we had to clean them with our tongues. We would rather have the filthiest butts in history than lick them clean. (For starters, we’re not that flexible.)

On the other hand, this shirt has us thinking: Maybe we should get our cat a puppy pal. Dogs will lick anything!

Wear this shirt: even if you’re allergic to pet dander, as none of our inks are derived from feline sebaceous glands.

Don’t wear this shirt: as the basis for crude jokes. YOU KNOW THE ONES WE MEAN.

This shirt tells the world: “If you can’t lick ‘em, lick ‘em.”

We call this color: CATS by Andrew Lloyd Heather Gray (Ugh, That’s Terrible, Even For Us)

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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