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You’ll Catch Your Death

by jewelwing

$19.00 + free shipping
Royal Blue
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 23 - Jun 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jun 22
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Never go in the water when Death is on your line

3rd place in Derby #86: TV Show Titles Re-Interpreted, with 686 votes!

A very great coffee mug once said that old fisherman never die; they just smell that way. Hilarious and pithy as it is, this assertion turns out to be completely untrue. So much for hilarious pith as an indication of veracity!

Sadly, this line about old fishermen was disproved to us by counterexample last summer, when our old fishin’ buddy Rufus rowed out to that big bass hole in the sky.

It was a sad occasion, but we took comfort in the scriptures, for Jesus said to his disciples that He would make of them “fishers of men.” And then, after He saw that they’d gone out and beheaded and gutted a few men, He said “whoa, whoa, dudes, I was speaking metaphorically.”

Wear this shirt: as a reminder that the Grim Reaper lurks everywhere, always watching you every minute of your life with his empty, adorably oversized sockets.

Don’t wear this shirt: to the funeral of anyone who died while fishing. It is customary to put a suit on, for crying out loud. Show some respect. (Exception: If you, yourself, die while fishing, it’s OK to wear this to your own funeral. A person’s final outfit should be totally up to him or her, and nuts to custom.)

This shirt tells the world: “At least I went out doing something I love. No, I’m not dead. I didn’t die. I just went out. You know, fishing.”

We call this color: The Old Man And The Royal Blue Sea.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 10.000s
First Sucker:
thesnailrocks
Last Wooter to Woot:
Baldlars

Purchaser Experience

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  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 40% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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You’ll Catch Your Death by jewelwing
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