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Zu Chongzhi’s estimate

by thatrobert

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 23 - Aug 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 23
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We’re quickly approaching a tipping point.

1st place in Derby #175 Double-Take 11, with 797 votes!

Hey, we’re not knocking our niche. We know geeky pop-culture references are where it’s at for us and we thank you for keeping the heat on in our apartments. It’s just that being the pragmatic, forward-thinking business tycoons we are, we can’t help but wonder what the future holds.

Geekdom is cool, now. It has been for awhile. And there are plenty of web sites, retailers, blogs, movies, and books catering/pandering to that fact. Which is great, especially for us, but we’re starting to worry about the inevitable backlash.

See, Americans love an underdog. Our culture is filled with stories of the little guy rising up to put a licking on the establishment. But once you rise to success you’re on a pretty short timer until the people get sick of you sitting at the top. Not only do they stop rooting for your success, they start actively trying to tear you down. Don’t believe us? Look at the New England Patriots, Google, Apple, or the US Government in world affairs.

Pretty soon people will be clamoring for the newest, greatest shirt designs. Geek will be out. Sports logos and ICP designs will be in. And then we’ll all have nothing left to wear.

Wear this shirt: While you can. Soon the non-meek will inherit the earth!

Don’t wear this shirt: To a football game. People are going to think it’s one of those cheapo knockoff jerseys.

This shirt tells the world: “I have Wislawa Szymborska’s poem memorized to 144 characters.”

We call this color: Asphaltedes’ Constant

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
boingo707
Last Wooter to Woot:
trojanusc

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

7%
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Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Zu Chongzhi’s estimate by thatrobert
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.