If you love that warm fuzzy feeling you get around the holidays, then turn around. This sale isn't for you. It's a flea market of all-out grumpy gussery, a circus of pure Grinchsanity. So come out from ye dark cellars, you bitter bummer-loving sour grapes. This one's all yours.
These ship out 1/3 (of NEXT YEAR), so if you wanted any of this stuff for Christmas, you'll be sad... but then again, if you're ordering stuff from this sale, you'll probably be sad on Christmas anyway.