"Is your cat alive?" "No." "I'm so sorry for your loss." "What do you mean?" "I mean I'm sorry that your cat died." "I don't know if my cat is dead." "But you just said it wasn't alive." "It's not alive. Or dead. It exists in a probabilistic wave equation between the two states until I observe it."
Shipping will start at 8/14, or will shipping never start? We can't know until we kill this hamster.