You know how we have stuff? Stuff that does stuff? Well, that stuff didn't just gurgle up from the bottom of a lake! Someone had to INVENT it! That's why we put together this sale: to celebrate awesome inventions and the awesome inventors who invented those inventions. Invent invent invent.
Thanks to the inventor of The Mail (Sir Isaac Newton) we'll be able to ship these things out as soon as September 3rd!