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True thing: Patrickspens went through several names before settling on Patrickspens. Early versions include: Patrickspans, Pancakespins, Penstructrams Petsomehams, Pseudonyms, Pantsnjams, Poopsinhats, Porkupyams, and Brian.

Ends on November 20 at 12AM CT

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Patrick will begin delivering each item by hand on November 27th. Thanks, buddy!