Tank tops aren't just for ne'er-do-well kids at the state fair anymore. Anybody can wear a tank top! Wear one to the beach, to the park, or even to your People's Court arraignment! The possibilities are endless.
These will start shipping on 6/19 -- just in time for the dog days of summer. Why are they called dog days? Because dogs don't enjoy extreme heat? But nobody enjoys extreme heat. Somebody Google it.