A standard tee will want to hide your chest hair from the world. It'll want to keep your interesting freckle formation a secret. Don't let people know you have quirks, that's what tee shirts say. V-necks on the other hand, they embrace your upper chest-region's intricacies, while still giving you a fun design to look at. All hail v-necks!
We're gonna ship these out on 5/22... or perhaps on 5\/22.