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So Random

What does it "matter"? Should you purchase this shirt? Perhaps. But it--like all you own--will crumble and blow away in the unfeeling winds of time. All is everything and nothing, and meaning is but a ghostly mistake of chance. 

Ends on September 2 at 12AM CT

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Shipping will start on 9/6. Or we'll seed our random number generator with "96" and ship on the date it choose.