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Threat Level: Doctorow

Aw, man. A shirt we made got an innocent guy tossed off of a flight. Sorry, dude. Here it is again, for anybody else who wants to test the limits of free speech at the airport, along with a tote-bag version suitable for carrying 3.5-ounce tubes of toothpaste. If you go to 3.6 ounces or beyond, you're on your own.

Ends on August 29 at 12AM CT

About This Design

By request of shirt designer Cory Doctorow, 100% of his commission will be evenly divided among three charities that work for liberty and justice: the Electronic Frontier Foundation, the ACLU, and the Southern Poverty Law Center. Maybe they can keep the next unwitting Shirt.Woot customer out of trouble.

Shipping Information

We'll ship these bad boys to you on August 31. Unless the Man busts us first.