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(LONDON) Scandal rocked the British Isles today as the latest wave of the Potter Papyruses were released by Wikileaks unexpectedly. According to the documents, taxpayer money was shuttled to special boarding school where children were given non-traditional religious education outside of the standard oversight procedures. EU officials are demanding that Article 50 be immediately invoked or that Theresa May stand trial at the Hague for her government's participation in this separatism. More as we learn it.