glutens gonna glute
people are out there talkin' a lot of smack about carbs these days. hey, you know what? carbs are great. they're the food equivalent of a hug. that's why you're never lonely with a slice of cake. *sob*
IRL stands for "Illegal Rodent Ladder." Maybe.
All the splendor of nature minus the icky bugs
You'll FALL for these designs haha or you won't just buy them thank you
because you can't wear cheese. apparently.
school's cool! except for all the horrible parts.
It's TIME you bought one of these!! HAHAHAHAHAHA where's the bathroom
For all the times you've said, "That wall by the kitchen rly needs a TARDIS."
Dear Diary, today I met the online retailer of my dreams