your strategy is no match for MAGIC
listen, we don’t know how to play chess and this visual joke is pretty self-explanatory, so we’re gonna use this opportunity complain about the shakeup with monopoly pieces. how can you get rid of the thimble? hey parker brothers, you think millennials don’t know what a thimble is? you think they’ve never darned a sock before? get out of here.
perhaps it’s worth noting we haven’t played monopoly in over 15 years. so. maybe we won’t miss the thimble after all.