3rd place in Derby #599 Schadenfreude!
man, what if YOUR head shriveled up into a hairy raisin every time YOU made the wrong choice? like, you ignore your GPS app and get lost, and then some old dude emerges from your back seat and goes, “you chose poorly lol” and boom, you’re pastrami face. or you forget to take the chicken out of the freezer before you go to work and then the old dude pops out of your sink and croaks “haha you chose poorly” at you before you disintegrate. we all make bad decisions sometimes, is all we’re saying.