those darn dragons.

Your dragons set fire to my lunch!

“Well, now you don’t need to microwave it.”

Your dragons set fire to my rabbit!

“Relax, it was a 1985 VW Rabbit. Here’s sixty bucks.”

Your dragons set fire to my laptop!

“Take the day off work?”

Your dragons set fire to the Washington Nationals!

“Bryce Harper was being kind of a jerk anyway.”

Your dragons set fire to Florida!

“Ehh."

Your dragons set fire to my Rothko!

“Well …"

Your dragons set fire to my PlayStation!

“Yeah, I … “

YOUR DRAGONS KEEP SETTING FIRE TO STUFF.

"Tell you what. I’ll put them away in a smaller room, and … oh uh, has anybody seen the other one? Okay, nobody panic. I’m sure he’ll turn up eventually.”

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