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OTTERNAUT SPACE EXPLORATION QUALIFICATION QUESTIONNAIRE

Congratulations! You’re helping otterkind take the next big step in space exploration for a better future! We are excited to embark on our galactic new adventure and put those COMMIE WOLVERINES TO SHAME. Please answer the following questions as honestly as possible:

- What’s the heaviest rock you’ve ever carried?

- Really? That’s the best you could do?

- Okay, fine. Do you have a shellfish allergy?

- Have you ever been romantically involved with any other member of the weasel family? (please include pine martens, minks, or your basic stoat.)

- Are you prepared to float alone?

- Use the space below to describe your spraint.

Thank you for your interest in the space program!

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