1st place in Derby #574: Snarky Slogans!
hey, it's not all that bad! it could be worse!
who wants pizza for dinner?
Newt & Improved
a celebration of hairy lips
they call it "junk food," we call it "vending machine therapy"
it's the gift that keeps on giving, even if you beg it to stop.
It's TIME you bought one of these!! HAHAHAHAHAHA where's the bathroom
For all the times you've said, "That wall by the kitchen rly needs a TARDIS."
Dear Diary, today I met the online retailer of my dreams