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24 perfectly sensible reasons to drink beer

1. You just bought a new toothbrush!

2. Guacamole!

3. You’re going to Disneyland!

4. You went to a website on the Internet!

5. Movies are terrible now!

6. You found $5 in that other pair of pants!

7. Your marriage is a sham!

8. It’s a day!

9. There’s a sale at Penney’s!

10. Tom Brady is FREE and you’re glad!

11. Tom Brady is FREE and you’re angry!

12. You saw a squirrel at the park!

13. You spelled “maintenance” right!

14. There’s still time!

15. You worked out today!

16. Jim Harbaugh!

17. You fixed your mom’s computer!

18. Werewolves are real!

19. You’re very, very lonely!

20. Birds?

21. You got the mail today!

22. That cuticle looks painful!

23. The vending machine ate your money!

24. You didn’t go to the dentist!

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