well this is just platotypical
hey did you know the platypus is the only mammal that lays eggs? that must mean jay cutler is a platypus! heeeeeeey sick burn from shirt.woot.
we're taking the pander train to moneytown!!
totes: the taco of the bag world
IRL stands for "Illegal Rodent Ladder." Maybe.
because you can't wear cheese. apparently.
school's cool! except for all the horrible parts.
It's TIME you bought one of these!! HAHAHAHAHAHA where's the bathroom
For all the times you've said, "That wall by the kitchen rly needs a TARDIS."
Dear Diary, today I met the online retailer of my dreams