if only james madison had been a wizard
THE QUOTABLE BEN FRANKLIN:
“A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle. Like a 99¢ burrito.”
"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Tickle me and I giggle."
"Lost time is never found again. Neither is that other sock."
"For the love of God, don’t use the stall next to me."
"Diligence is the mother of good luck, and she looks great for her age."
"An investment in knowledge pays the best interest, but gambling is also a great way to make money."
"Sharks are f***ing scary."
"Marriage is the most natural state of man, and the state in which you find solid happiness. For about a year or so."
"The rhythm is gonna get you."